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[Oh my god, he's blushing already.]

Told you what?

[As innocently as possible.]

Oh, you know...

It went well, okay?

Just "well"? "Okay"?

Really well.

Deets, Blondie. I wanna know what you two were up to.

Just hanging out, you know? I met his chickens. We ate. Typical date stuff.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand? What else? C'mon, you don't seriously expect me to believe all you guys did is eat and pet chickens.

_{[ U n l e s s . . . ]}

...Or is that what kids these days are calling it? "Petting the chicken"?

Wait, what? Petting the chicken!? What are you-

[A pause, then a little bluster, and then...]

We did not 'pet the chicken'! Maybe we kissed, okay?

_{Shit.

[ Godsdamn it. Cue some grumbling and the rustling of fabric -

Then, silence for a moment or two. ]}

What kind of kissing we talking about? Tongue? No tongue? Hickeys?

Wait, why shit? What are you shitting about?

[That sounds suspicious.]

Why do you need to know so bad?

Curiosity?

_{[ And then quietly: ]

Noct and I maaaaaaaay have also placed a bet or two.}

That's it. Information diet time.

Aw, come on! You used to grill me about my dates!

Not so I could win a bet!

The bets came after!

What.

After you left, we were settling down for the night and we were talking. Just... Y'know, wondering if you were gonna be okay, all that stuff?

Betting on whether I'd make out with a boy, you mean.

Betting on whether or not you'd pull a me.

Pull a you? You mean be charming and suave?

I figured you guys would be pretty shy, honestly. Both of you. Not that it's a bad thing, I mean?

If you're trying to say you're shy...

I'm tryin' to say you don't strike me as the kind to go all the way on the first date.

I guess I'm not. It was really good though.

[A pause.]

There was a little bit of tongue.

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