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[indeferent]

<sub>Shit.

[ Godsdamn it. Cue some grumbling and the rustling of fabric -

Then, silence for a moment or two. ]</sub>

What kind of kissing we talking about? Tongue? No tongue? Hickeys?

[shootsoff]

Wait, why shit? What are you shitting about?

[That sounds suspicious.]

Why do you need to know so bad?

[indeferent]

Curiosity?

<sub>[ And then quietly: ]

Noct and I maaaaaaaay have also placed a bet or two.</sub>

[shootsoff]

That's it. Information diet time.

[indeferent]

Aw, come on! You used to grill me about my dates!

[shootsoff]

Not so I could win a bet!

[indeferent]

The bets came after!

[shootsoff]

What.

[indeferent]

After you left, we were settling down for the night and we were talking. Just... Y'know, wondering if you were gonna be okay, all that stuff?

[shootsoff]

Betting on whether I'd make out with a boy, you mean.

[indeferent]

Betting on whether or not you'd pull a me.

[shootsoff]

Pull a you? You mean be charming and suave?

[indeferent]

I figured you guys would be pretty shy, honestly. Both of you. Not that it's a bad thing, I mean?

[shootsoff]

If you're trying to say you're shy...

[indeferent]

I'm tryin' to say you don't strike me as the kind to go all the way on the first date.

[shootsoff]

I guess I'm not. It was really good though.

[A pause.]

There was a little bit of tongue.

[indeferent]

<sub>Damn it. Oi, quit looking at me like that, Princess. Take it and can it.

[ The sound of coins in a bag smacking something, and another grumble from Gladio. There might even be a half-snort from someone, but he's too busy brooding over it for a few seconds. ]</sub>

More like a brat than a prince...

_{[ A sigh, and he shakes his head to himself. ]}

Anyway, I ain't your dad so I'm not gonna lecture you on the whole... _{[ He raises his voice an octave to try and match his father's- ]} "You're an adult, so it's time you start acting like one and think with the head on your shoulders instead of the other one" - _{[ His voice drops back to normal, and he sniffs once. ]} That whole thing like my dad used to. All I wanna say is... I 'unno.

[shootsoff]

[He can't help it, he finally gives in and laughs at that.]

Sounds like he won. Let me guess, he bet nothing would happen?

[A little bit 'ouch' but still mostly funny.]

You wanna say you dunno? Don't worry, I'll be careful. You know me. Always careful.

[indeferent]

More like I was the one who bet nothing would happen. He put money down on you two going at it like a couple teenagers at a drive-in.

_{[ Did they even have drive-ins in Insomnia? Spoiler alert: Totally. Gladio has in fact taken a date or two there just to see what all the hype was about, and he's almost a little ashamed to say he found himself getting too engrossed in the movie - usually old, cheesy films in black and white from his father's day and age - instead of his date. ]}

I— W-Well, I mean, there's that but I also, uh. It's important that you guys're safe, yeah, but it's just as important that you guys had fun.

[shootsoff]

Gross, but not inaccurate.

[Put that way, it kind of is gross-sounding. It sure hadn't felt gross though, when it was happening.]

We did have fun. A lot of fun actually. Law is...well, he's a lot of fun. And sooo dorky, oh my god. He kept blushing and tripping and stuff, it was really cute.

[Nevermind that Prompto did the same things. It's not cute when HE does it, okay?]

[indeferent]

Gross? Aren't you twenty? That's still on the cusp of nineteen, you know.

_{[ By comparison in this day and age he and Ignis are like. Old. Lame, boring adults. ]}

Both of you were dorks all over the journals, Blondie. I dunno what to tell you there. But... Y'think there'll be a second date?

[shootsoff]

It's not gross because I'm twenty, it's gross that you're speculating on my love life!

[Ignis and Gladio will never be old lame adults as far as Prompto is concerned. They're too cool.]

I know I was a dork! It just isn't cute when I do it, but it's totally cute when he does. And yeah I think maybe there will be.

[indeferent]

It's healthy gossip! 'Least we don't gotta worry about tabloids or anything stupid like that... Lemme tell you - those things? Terrifying when you see your pictures in 'em.

_{[ Gotta love having that Amicitia name putting a big ol TARGET right on your entire private life. And the whole close ties to the other royal family. The Big Royal Family. ]}

Where you gettin' the idea that it isn't cute? Hell, had I known you swung that was I might've taken a shot in the dark, too.

[shootsoff]

Ugh, even the thought of my name in a tabloid is scary.

[Thankfully that's nothing he's had to worry about. He might've been best friend to the Prince, but he'd never done anything tabloid-worthy and wasn't famous or anything on his own.]

Wait, what? Really?

[Does his voice squeak on that last word? Yep, it sure does.]

[indeferent]

I can see it now. "Prince's Hot Young Retainer Has A New Beau!!!! Upset In The Royal Family!" with a picture of you plastered all over the front page.

_{[ Maybe with some overly dramatic little blurb with Noct's head on it too. Something that says "Betrayal!!!!" in the corner? Man, he doesn't miss those things. ]}

Yeah, really. Hell, what was the worst that could've happened? I may not know you as well as Noct does, but you never struck me as the kind of guy to cut and run from a friendship after an awkward date. Best case scenario? You have a good time. Worst case? Eh, you refuse or we just get dinner. Nothing would really change.