It's healthy gossip! 'Least we don't gotta worry about tabloids or anything stupid like that... Lemme tell you - those things? Terrifying when you see your pictures in 'em.

_{[ Gotta love having that Amicitia name putting a big ol TARGET right on your entire private life. And the whole close ties to the other royal family. The Big Royal Family. ]}

Where you gettin' the idea that it isn't cute? Hell, had I known you swung that was I might've taken a shot in the dark, too.